Chronicle of Methuss, Chapter 2

For now Logan is in a mass state of confusion, panic, and disorder. Elaine’s wishes were clear. Turn Gavin Jameson and his brother Edward Jameson to become a couple. That’s it, nothing wrong with the statement. Logan also had cleaned his ears this morning after shower, so there’s no reason for him to be deaf.

 

While I was wondering what is exactly going on, Luisana walked up to me and the rest. She just returned from shopping, and I saw her wearing the new Scarlet Belle Dress. One of the latest trendy dress from the Janzur Collectionz she says. I myself still waited for that order of Panthera Jacket from Katovic. I was wondering when is it going to arrive?

 

How should I describe Luisana? Well she’s tall, fair skinned, slender build, buxom, has the face of an angel, and dyed her hair violet. I’ve no clue on why would people dye their hair nowadays. Now Maria also has dyed her hair brown. I preferred it when she was blonde last time, but nevermind. Up to her.

 

When Luisana begun speaking, we all almost got the shock of our life as she proceeds to speak:

 

“I’m back! Eh, what is going on with those two?” (points to Logan and Elaine)

 

Valerius answered “Well, Mademoiselle Luisana. Logan is trying to court Mademoiselle Elaine”.

 

Valerius is the resident musketeer of the Beaunvoliant family. Like Logan, he also preferred the used of Dual Pistols. Valerius was sitting on a bench, cleaning the chambers of his Mustang. Next to him is Tatter of the Demalion family. A cheerful and somewhat blantant scout. Perhaps scouts are meant to be cheerful due to their involvement with nature. But I’m also not helpful on this.

 

Hold on. Wait. Wait a second. Attention. Achtung. Zilch. Meinen Speiden…..

 

Where in the gazooks of the Joaquin did Valerius get that idea so fast?

 

I told them Logan is trying to ask Elaine out, not court her……

 

Oh, dear Lord. This is going to be hectic.

 

Then Luisana asked…… The question.

 

“Kyaaa~ Does, does it mean they’re going to go to an inn after this? You know… to do this and that?”

 

WHAT THE…….. Where does she get that idea?

 

“Oh ho ho, don’t worry dear Luisana” Dimidium just jumped into the scene. “Soon, their relationship will just be like me and Valerius!!!” As he says this, he proceeds to put his arms around Valerius and get’s closer to him.

 

Valerius jumped from his seat “Hey. I’m trying to clean my gun, here!!!”

“Oh, cleaning your “GUN”. I see”

 

By this time, Valerius had practically blew up:

 

“Look, when I say GUN. I meant the gun that we use in our hands, the one with long barrels and chambers. With magazines, locks, flints, gun powder, ammunition, stock, grip, and trigger. Comprendre?”

 

 

By this time, I have no idea what the heck is going on between both of them….

 

While were at it, Logan’s conversation with Elaine has gotten to the wrong.

 

“But, Elaine. I’m not sure about the guy on guy thing… Errr, what do the orients call it again?”

 

“It’s called Yaoi, Logan. And you guessed it, I love it” Elaine says this with a playful tune. “Now, don’t worry on how to get them together. First I need you to find Edward”

 

“Errr, okay….. And?”

 

“After you find Edward. Report to me”

 

“Yes, Elaine”

 

“And don’t dissapoint me. You’re a soldier right?”

 

“Yes, ma’am!” (salutes)

 

“Waaa, no need to salute me. Geez”

 

But from this point, Luisana gets impatient. She can see Elaine walking around a saluting Logan. Smiling. She tought it was some form of a new roleplay before foreplay. So, she asked:

 

“Are… Are they going to do it now?”

 

“Luisana…. Get your dirty thought’s off. Please. You’re not even thinking like a Lady of the Nobility”

 

Maybe this is what I get when I removed my ties from the Nobility. We’re now free to behave what we wanted to do. But I had no idea it actually makes Luisana to expose her inner desires.

 

“That’s it!” Luisana mumbled. “I can’t take this anymore!!!” Luisana lunged foward to Logan and Elaine.

 

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Luisana!!! Wait!!! What are you~”

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